A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting for him at the door. “Daddy, may I ask you a question? How much do you make an hour?” “If you must know, I make $20 an hour.\"\" Oh,\" the little boy asked again, \"Daddy, may I please borrow $10\" .The father was furious, \"If the only reason you asked that is to get some money to buy a silly toy, then you go to bed.\"
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down. He went to the little boy's room. \"Are you asleep, son?\" he said, \"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. Here's the $10 you asked for.\"
\"Oh, thank you daddy!\" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. \"Daddy , I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.\"
That is not my dog
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, \"Does your dog bite?\"
The shopkeeper says, \"No, my dog does not bite.\"
Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog. The dog bites her.
\"Ouch!\" she crys, \"You said your dog did not bite.\"
The shopkeeper replies, \"That is not my dog.\"
My sister held the nail
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
Tooth Pulling
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, \"I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry, Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.\"
\"You're a brave woman,\" said the dentist. \"Now, show me which tooth it is.\"
The wife turns to her husband and says: \"Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.\"
A lion once fell in love with a beautiful girl, so he went to her parents and asked them to marry her to him.
The old parents did not know what to say.
They did not like the idea of giving their daughter to the lion, but they did not want to enrage the king of beasts.
At last the father said, \"We are glad to marry our daughter to you, but we fear that you might possibly hurt her. So if you remove your claws and teeth, we will give her to you.\"
The lion loved the girl very much, so he trimmed his claws and took out his big teeth. When he came to the parents again, they simply laughed in his face, and beat him out of their house.
一只狮子爱上了一位美丽的女孩儿，便找到她的父母向她求婚。女孩儿的父亲不知道该如何回答，他不忍将女儿许配给野兽，但又害怕激怒这兽中之王。于是父亲说：“我们很乐意将女儿嫁给你，但又怕你不小心伤害她，如果你拔去牙齿，剁掉利爪，我们就将女儿嫁给你。”狮子非常爱这个女孩儿，于是他修剪了爪子，拔掉了尖牙后又去找女孩的父母。可是这时，他们嘲笑他，并把他赶了出去。
寓意: 有些人轻易相信别人的话，抛弃自己的长处，结果轻而易举地被原来害怕他们的人击败了。
